Social Media

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For those who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists….   

This spoof cuts so close to the bone that I had to share it - LOL!

 "Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying  the same principles.
 
 Every day, I go down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before, what I will be doing and plan to do.

 I freely spout my political and religious thoughts without regard to theirs. 

 I give them pictures of my family, my friends, my dog, my vacations, my gardening and spending time in my favourite spots.

 I also listen to their conversations -  and I keep saying I like them.

 And it works.

 I already have 3 persons following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist."